You Have The Time, You Have the Power
*For those of us Yanks who don't know, Britain goes certifiably insane once a year during the holiday season, feverishly charting the success of a crop of singles. Whoever tops on the chart on Christmas Eve is crowned the winner. I forget what they win -- some HP Sauce, some Chip Nan, and some greasy fried breakfast probably (I joke!). This is well-portrayed by Bill Nighy's character in Love, Actually.