Let's Do the Some Japanese Thing

(I promise: Not remotely a Christmas song.)
In Kumamoto, Christmas wasn't about lovin' the Good Lord. It was about lovin' the one you love. Locals celebrate X-mas like Valentine's Day. Family ain't a factor, everyone's just dying to find a hot date.
In honor of that odd fact, I give you the goofiest stupid-blunted falsetto Japanese slow-jam I've purchased this week:
some illegible Japanese kanji by Maboroshi. (Please drop a comment if you can read the title on the file.)
The opening lyric is "Hey, you Sexy Lady / Let's do the 'warudakumi'". My dictionary says "warudakumi" means "wiles; sinister design; trick; conspiracy; intrigue".
Sexy!
Speaking of which, I can't help but include:
"Go! Sexy" by Maboroshi .
Because in it, they say the word 'go' 40 times. And 'sexy' 9 times.
And it's only 52 seconds long.
According to CDjapan.co.jp, "Maboroshi consists of Mummy-D (Rhymster) and Tomoyasu Takeuchi (Super Butter Dog)."
Lovely.
Get their latest, The Waradakumi, at Tower Records Japan, or here.