March 16, 2005 | Posted by Blair at 5:33 PM

Oh. My. God.

not Elk, but:
"Hulkster in Heaven" by Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band

I read it in the paper, I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat, When I wrestle at Wimbledy.
I used to tear my shirt, But now you tore my heart.
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac, Right from the very start. (Right from the start)

Chorus: You were my friend, I'll see you again (This is not the end)
When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven) We'll tag up again. (Again, again)

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac. (A friend to the end) (I'll see you again)
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again.
You were my friend, And I'll see you again. (I will see you again)

When I climb back in the ring, You know we'll win this fight.
I wish you were here at ringside, To cheer me on tonight. (Oooooooooh)
The spotlight now grows dim, But now it's not on me.
The prayers we said together, Are still our guarantee.

Chorus

(The world just lost my friend.) (He's my friend.)
You were my friend (You were)
I'll see you again (I'll see you)
When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven. Heaven)
We'll tag up again. (Again)
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac, I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (Bring you back. Bring you back again)

(You were my friend)

The CD, Hulk Rules features other amazing songs like: "Hulkster's in the House," "Hulkster's Back," "I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac," and "Beach Patrol" (what?) - is available at a bargain-basement price here.

(Thanks Dave!)

Comments

Have you heard Macho Man's recent album? That's some madness.. he disses Hulk something fierce.

If you want, I can post a track.. it's good clean wrasslin fun.

=darwin

Posted by: Darwin at March 16, 2005 5:40 PM

1) I would like this song played at my funeral.

2) MACHO MAN MADE AN ALBUM!?!?! there is a god.

Posted by: Kat at March 16, 2005 6:38 PM

This is a pretty common fixture in most 99 Cent stores I've been to. Tape usually though, but does it really matter for this??

The video from this album (not this song) is even better.

Posted by: newmusicmark at March 17, 2005 2:11 AM

"I knew you were a Hulkamaniac, Right from the very start."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is just far too funny.


any of you guys remember the first wrestling album with ALL of the wrestlers singing different tracks?


JYD singing grab them cakes is all i can remember right now......

Posted by: noisemutator at March 17, 2005 9:23 AM

holy crap

Posted by: marcus at March 17, 2005 10:14 AM

This is obviously an extension of the popularity that was achieved when William "The Refridgerator" Perry rapped with the '86 Bears on THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE.

Man, if only Jimmy Superfly Snuka or The Junkyard Dog had come out with albums.......what a beautiful world this would be.......

Posted by: SKAnnotto at March 17, 2005 10:15 AM

hoo... man... thanks for that, bub!!

Posted by: massiveword at March 17, 2005 12:50 PM

o. m. f. g.

…

Posted by: dave at March 17, 2005 4:04 PM

I'm pretty sure that's Wembley in the first verse - big arena in north London.

Great song, though. I was definitely in on the harmonies by the chorus.

Posted by: Samir at March 17, 2005 8:55 PM

whose idea was it for this to be 4.33?!?!

Posted by: yakov at March 17, 2005 11:49 PM

I had the Wrestling Album !!
Captain Lou had a song and
YES ! You gotta graaaab them cakes, that's whatcha gotta do LOL !!!!!!!!!
I thought I was the only one...
The packaging was like an lp with a plastic bubble cassette sticking out...
Ahhh the 80's....
Where's Mean Gene Oakland when you need him ?

Posted by: Divagirl at March 18, 2005 4:30 PM

omg. i can't believe my ears.

Posted by: jenny at March 25, 2005 3:05 PM
Post a comment









Human verification is easy! Type g in this box to prevent your comment from being rejected:


Remember personal info?

Human verification:

To help us fight the good fight against comment spam, you must enter your anti-spam key as indicated on the left. Don't forget to do this! Your comment may end up in the junk bin if you dont...