April 01, 2005 | Posted by anders at 11:58 AM

RIP, Waldo

tragedy has ripped through the non-human heavy metal community today. according to metalunderground.com, the vocalist for Hatebeak, a parrot named Waldo, was murdered on stage by the band's guitarist who bit his head off. the pitbull members of Caninus then devoured the body and are now in custody.

"God of Empty Nest" - Hatebeak

"Human Rawhide" - Caninus

Comments

Just wanted to point out that as written, this is saying that the vocalist for Hatebeak is metalunderground.com. You could fix this by putting a comma after "Waldo," but it should probably be rewritten entirely.

P.S. What day is it?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 1, 2005 12:52 PM

fixed. thanks.

Posted by: robotanders at April 1, 2005 02:26 PM

When I first saw the words "Hatebeak," "tragedy," and "Waldo," I really did kinda freak out. You got me! Too bad... for a second there I thought the value of my Hatebeak 7" was going through the roof!

Posted by: the management at April 1, 2005 03:55 PM

Whoa, it's Jim Treacher.

THE BLOG WORLDS COLLIDE.

=darwin

Posted by: Darwin at April 1, 2005 04:05 PM

Hey! I'm not THAT fat...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 3, 2005 01:14 PM
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