Cocotte Means Casserole

Teenage Bad Girl - Cocotte.

After a night out at Chromeo with barely 150 other los angelenos, you'd think I wouldn't want to wake up to some blasting French "electro touch" (what a crap name for the genre), but you'd be wrong. It's pretty much what I only want to hear. So there, internet, and your high falutin' ideas about what I want to listen to in the morning. Psshh!

Anyway, this song combines two of my favorite styles: the justice style digital hardcore and nintendo style synth riffs. Honestly, it'd be hard to fuck this up, and they don't. It's fucking awesome. It's got that fist-pumping crunch that's hot on the dancefloor these days, and it's got the sick castlevania melodies that stabs deep into the hearts of nerds. Life is fucking good.

Teenage Bad Girl - of course they're from France. People like Dj Medhi and Mylo have been quoted as liking them, but whatever. The fact is, this song is straight up jam, and the rest of the record is pretty fucking nasty too. There's a Boyz Noize remix of this one that's stretched out and ridiculous, but I figured you should have the original first, yeah? Yeah.

So, to recap: french dudes, making sick dance jams. That's about it. You can buy this fucker straight from their label: Citizen Records. It will be worth every penny.