In late 1979, David was born in suburban Boston to a pair of teachers. The anniversary of Christ's birth was celebrated three days later, though really, after David's birth, it was a bit of a letdown. The two didn't talk for years.

David lived in the Boston area until August, when he and his very pretty girlfriend moved to Minneapolis to make it after all. He also attended college in Maine, where he participated in music and improv comedy acts. It was here that he re-connected with Jesus (political science major, who knew?), who stressed there were no hard feelings.

David's interests range from scrimshaw to parasailing, but his true love is music. He is a songwriter (whose music can be heard here) and writer for Music (For Robots), which is the website you are currently reading. David hopes you enjoy the music he selects for this website, but if you don't, that's okay too.

David loves writing about himself in the third person.